You Might Be an Indians Fan If...

If you are looking for a team to root for, this flowchart may have the answer for you.  According to Paul Caputo, you might be an Indians fan if:

1. You have a soul.
2. You care if your team ever wins another game.
3. You are not watching baseball to pass the time until football training camp.
4. You do not use sports to distract yourself from the drudgery of your horrible life.
5. You do not cheer when the Jumbotron says so and not a moment sooner.
6. You do not believe it’s racist to make a race of people a sports mascot.
7. You grew up in [Cleveland] rooting for [the Indians].

 

Flowchart courtesy of InterpretationByDesign.com

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